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QOTD: Friday, January 1st, 2010

QOTD: Friday, January 1st, 2010

January 1, 2010
Ward
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! – Joey Adams

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QOTD: Friday, December 25th, 2009

QOTD: Friday, December 25th, 2009

December 25, 2009
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If ‘Ifs’ and ‘Buts’ were candies and nuts, we’d all have a Merry Christmas. -Unknown

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QOTD: Friday, December 18th, 2009

QOTD: Friday, December 18th, 2009

December 18, 2009
Ward
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. – Unknown

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QOTD: Friday, December 11th, 2009

QOTD: Friday, December 11th, 2009

December 11, 2009
Ward
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Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing…

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QOTD: Friday, December 4th, 2009

QOTD: Friday, December 4th, 2009

December 4, 2009
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The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.      – Tom Waits, Small Change  

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QOTD: Friday, November 27th, 2009

QOTD: Friday, November 27th, 2009

November 27, 2009
Ward
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller

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QOTD: Friday, November 20th, 2009

QOTD: Friday, November 20th, 2009

November 20, 2009
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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the…

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QOTD: Friday, November 13th, 2009

QOTD: Friday, November 13th, 2009

November 13, 2009
Ward
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It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.      – American Proverb

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