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QOTD: Friday, February 24, 2017

QOTD: Friday, February 24, 2017

February 24, 2017
Chris
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It isn’t the ups and downs that make life difficult; it’s the jerks.      – Charles “Charlie” Chaplin

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QOTD: Friday, February 17, 2017

QOTD: Friday, February 17, 2017

February 17, 2017
Chris
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I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there’s never any gum under any of them.      –…

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QOTD: Friday, February 3, 2017

QOTD: Friday, February 3, 2017

February 3, 2017
Chris
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Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this…skirmish.      –  Brian Regan

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QOTD: Friday, January 13, 2017

QOTD: Friday, January 13, 2017

January 13, 2017
Chris
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Today marks the 10-year anniversary of the iPhone. The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 even celebrated with a fireworks display.  – James Corden

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QOTD: Friday, December 16, 2016

QOTD: Friday, December 16, 2016

December 16, 2016
Chris
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go…

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QOTD: Friday, December 9, 2016

QOTD: Friday, December 9, 2016

December 9, 2016
Chris
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I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it. – Samuel Goldwyn

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QOTD: Friday, December 2, 2016

QOTD: Friday, December 2, 2016

December 2, 2016
Chris
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Robbers broke into the Gap over the weekend. The suspects are described as being armed and casual.      – David Letterman

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QOTD: Friday, November 25, 2016

QOTD: Friday, November 25, 2016

November 25, 2016
Chris
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We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.      –…

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