People think we make $3 million or $4 million a year. They don’t realize that most of us only make $500,000. – Pete…
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. – Charles Lamb
Easter is the single time in a year when it is safe to put all your eggs in one basket. – Unknown
I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought:…
My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. – Stephen…
If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight. – George Globol
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. – Thomas Szasz