![QOTD: Friday, February 24, 2017](https://wardsnotes.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
It isn’t the ups and downs that make life difficult; it’s the jerks. – Charles “Charlie” Chaplin
![QOTD: Friday, February 17, 2017](https://wardsnotes.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there’s never any gum under any of them. –…
![QOTD: Friday, February 3, 2017](https://wardsnotes.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this…skirmish. – Brian Regan
![QOTD: Friday, January 13, 2017](https://wardsnotes.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
Today marks the 10-year anniversary of the iPhone. The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 even celebrated with a fireworks display. – James Corden
![QOTD: Friday, December 16, 2016](https://wardsnotes.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go…
![QOTD: Friday, December 2, 2016](https://wardsnotes.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
Robbers broke into the Gap over the weekend. The suspects are described as being armed and casual. – David Letterman
![QOTD: Friday, November 25, 2016](https://wardsnotes.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing. –…