Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. – Dilbert
Nothing turns hippies into capitalists faster than a distributor coming in and wanting to buy whatever they’re selling. – Gary Hirshberg, president and CEO of…
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby
My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light. – Rodney Dangerfield