Just the other day I sent the girlfriend a huge pile of snow…I rang her up and said: “Did you get my drift?” – Peter…
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe. – Albert Einstein
Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music. –…
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying: ‘Toys not included.’ – Bernard Manning
Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished. – Leslie Nielsen