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QOTD: Friday, May 20th, 2011

QOTD: Friday, May 20th, 2011

May 20, 2011
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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. – Albert Einstein

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QOTD: Friday, May 13th, 2011

QOTD: Friday, May 13th, 2011

May 13, 2011
Ward
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. – Sam Levenson

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QOTD: Friday, May 6th, 2011

QOTD: Friday, May 6th, 2011

May 6, 2011
Ward
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Why care for grammar as long as we are good? – Artemis Ward

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QOTD: Friday, April 29th, 2011

QOTD: Friday, April 29th, 2011

April 29, 2011
Ward
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?…

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QOTD: Friday, April 22nd, 2011

QOTD: Friday, April 22nd, 2011

April 22, 2011
Ward
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I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what…

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QOTD: Friday, April 15th, 2011

QOTD: Friday, April 15th, 2011

April 15, 2011
Ward
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Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what’s called a red flag. That’s something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money…

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QOTD: Friday, April 8th, 2011

QOTD: Friday, April 8th, 2011

April 8, 2011
Ward
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Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? – Jay Leno

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QOTD: Friday, April 1st, 2011

QOTD: Friday, April 1st, 2011

April 1, 2011
Ward
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without…

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