I don’t think I’m alone when I say I’d like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system….
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. – Bill Vaughan, journalist
“More fun than a barrel of monkeys.” Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrel full of monkeys would…
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. – Sam Levenson
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you’re in there some guys come and seal up both…