Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. – Cora Harvey Armstrong
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I’m the only one moving. – Steven Wright
I was never over-weight, just under-tall. The correct height for my weight at the moment is seven feet ten and a half inches. – Brendan…
Tomorrow is going to be wonderful, because tonight I do not understand anything. – Niels Bohr
I am the most spontaneous speaker in the world because every word, every gesture, and every retort has been carefully rehearsed. -George Bernard Shaw