Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don’t know what your rights are, or who the…
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. – Carl Sagan
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the…
If I ever get rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor people, like I am now. – Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. – Sam Levenson