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QOTD: March 2nd, 2012

QOTD: March 2nd, 2012

March 2, 2012
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. -Socrates

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QOTD: Friday, February 24th, 2012

QOTD: Friday, February 24th, 2012

February 24, 2012
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An actor is a guy who, if you ain’t talking about him, ain’t listening. – Marlon Brando

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QOTD: Friday, February 17th, 2012

QOTD: Friday, February 17th, 2012

February 17, 2012
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Of all the radio stations in Chicago… we’re one of them. – Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago

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QOTD: Friday, February 10th, 2012

QOTD: Friday, February 10th, 2012

February 10, 2012
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. – George Bernard Shaw

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QOTD: Friday, February 3rd, 2012

QOTD: Friday, February 3rd, 2012

February 3, 2012
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I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important -like a league game or something. – Dick Butkus (former…

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QOTD: Friday, January 27th, 2012

QOTD: Friday, January 27th, 2012

January 27, 2012
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code. – Dan Salomon

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QOTD: Friday, January 20th, 2012

QOTD: Friday, January 20th, 2012

January 20, 2012
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? – Jeff Dunham

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QOTD: Friday, January 13th, 2012

QOTD: Friday, January 13th, 2012

January 13, 2012
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization. – George Carlin

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