
I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is – I could be just as proud for half the…

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? – Jim…

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ‘That guy sure owed me a lot of money. – Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember; and I remember more than I have seen. -Benjamin Disraeli