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QOTD: Friday, June 15th, 2012

QOTD: Friday, June 15th, 2012

June 15, 2012
Ward
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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. – Steven Wright

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QOTD: Friday, June 8th, 2012

QOTD: Friday, June 8th, 2012

June 8, 2012
Ward
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It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. – Sam Levenson

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QOTD: Friday, June 1st, 2012

QOTD: Friday, June 1st, 2012

June 1, 2012
Ward
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Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains? – Unknown

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QOTD: Friday, May 25th, 2012

QOTD: Friday, May 25th, 2012

May 25, 2012
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. –  Kinky Friedman

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QOTD: Friday, May 18th, 2012

QOTD: Friday, May 18th, 2012

May 18, 2012
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. – Yogi Berra

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QOTD: Wednesday, May 16th, 2012

QOTD: Wednesday, May 16th, 2012

May 16, 2012
Chris
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Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile…

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QOTD: Friday, May 11th, 2012

QOTD: Friday, May 11th, 2012

May 11, 2012
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On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. – George Orwell

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QOTD: Friday, May 4th, 2012

QOTD: Friday, May 4th, 2012

May 4, 2012
Ward
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I like to reminisce with people I don’t know. – Steven Wright

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