A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. – Duffy Daugherty
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead. – Bill McGlashen
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? – Unknown