Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants? – Unknown
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best…
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. – Alan Dundes
If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else. – Mignon McLaughlin
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter…
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. – Steven Weinberg
Count your joys instead of your woes; count your friends instead of your foes. – Irish Proverb
A man doesn’t know what happiness is until he’s married. By then it’s too late. – Frank Sinatra