Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter of ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY. – Unknown
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is…
Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. – Former NHL player Jim McKenny
Appetizers are little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite. – Richard Armour
Introducing ‘Lite’: the new way to spell ‘Light’; but with twenty per cent fewer letters. – Jerry Seinfeld