Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. – Greg King
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to…
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody’s fingers. – Rodney Dangerfield
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg