Most football teams are temperamental. That’s 90% temper and 10% mental. – Doug Plank
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. – Dave Barry
We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet,…
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. – Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there…