
I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila. – Unknown

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work….

I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I believe it’s relationships. Ask yourself two questions: How many…

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy’s pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. – Rodney Dangerfield

It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. – Jay…