Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
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Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts. – Unknown
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
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We didn’t underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought. – Bobby Robson, English Footballer and manager
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I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it. – Mae West
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How is it possible to have a civil war? – George Carlin
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
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It doesn’t matter how slow you jog – you’re lapping everyone on the couch. – Unknown
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