The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet,…
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus. – Robin Williams
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld