
If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn’t the same as the one I was wearing, I’d run…

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. – Buddy Hackett

I’m alright, the world’s all wrong. – Grandma Beavers, John Beavers’, friend and co-worker, Grandmother

You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing. – Henry Louis…

Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question. – Lt. Henry Mon, USAF