My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy…
I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper. – Matt Wohlfarth
We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon. – Paula Poundstone
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for…
If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a…
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. – F. J. Raymond