I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone. –…
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you’ll see why. – Mignon McLaughlin
Shopping is a woman thing. It’s a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death,…
“Why aren’t you signed up for the 401K?” “I’d never be able to run that far.” – Scott Adams, (Dilbert)