He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. – Benjamin Franklin
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Love your neighbors, but don’t pull down the fence. – Chinese proverb
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Nothing turns hippies into capitalists faster than a distributor coming in and wanting to buy whatever they’re selling. – Gary Hirshberg, president and CEO of…
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby
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Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal. – Demetri Marin
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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light. – Rodney Dangerfield
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Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. – Steven Wright
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