We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys…
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. – A. Whitney Brown
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. – Phyllis Diller
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. – Ashleigh Brilliant
I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes. – Philip Dusenberry…
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that’s the only way most of us got through. – Sam Levenson