Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my friends, is the secret to inner-peace. – Brian Vaszily
Live every day as if it were going to be your last; for one day you’re sure to be right. -Harry “Breaker” Harbord Morant
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don’t really know what’s happening down there. Who is the…
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that…