A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically. – T. H. Thompson
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. – Franklin P. Jones
Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you’re the one getting slapped with the stick. – Carroll Bryant
Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter of ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY. – Unknown