If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna,…
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people. – Oscar Wilde
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. – Robert Byrne
I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids. – Robert Brault
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson