Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? – Jim…
I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important -like a league game or something. – Dick Butkus (former…
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without…
Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl. – Bill Peterson, football coach
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck
I run because it’s so symbolic of life. You have to drive yourself to overcome the obstacles. You might feel that you can’t. But then…
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips