
Robbers broke into the Gap over the weekend. The suspects are described as being armed and casual. – David Letterman

One good thing about Christmas shopping it toughens you for the January sales. – Grace Kriley

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to…

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. – George Carlin