
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name — and you’ve never been to that bar before. –…

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men can’t put the past together again. So let’s remember: Don’t try to saw sawdust. – Dale…

I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

Don’t sit on the fence; break it and move out! Don’t be confined to the little things you do; the sky should be below your…

The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides. Accept life, and you must accept regret. – Henri…