I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper. – Matt Wohlfarth
People say that money isn’t the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. …
Money is the most envied, but the least enjoyed. Health is the most enjoyed, but the least envied. – Charles Caleb Colton
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ‘That guy sure owed me a lot of money. – Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts