Love is when the other person’s happiness is more important than your own. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. – Burt Reynolds
You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. – Amy Carmichael
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner
It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
A man doesn’t know what happiness is until he’s married. By then it’s too late. – Frank Sinatra
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelors. – Unknown