Love is when the other person’s happiness is more important than your own. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. – Burt Reynolds
It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
A man doesn’t know what happiness is until he’s married. By then it’s too late. – Frank Sinatra
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. -Socrates