![QOTD: Friday, December 16, 2016](https://wardsnotes.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go…
![QOTD: Friday, December 2, 2016](https://wardsnotes.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
Robbers broke into the Gap over the weekend. The suspects are described as being armed and casual. – David Letterman
![QOTD: Friday, November 25, 2016](https://wardsnotes.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing. –…
![QOTD: Thursday, November 24, 2016](https://wardsnotes.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues. – Marcus Tullius Cicero
![QOTD: Friday, November 18, 2016](https://wardsnotes.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna,…
![QOTD: Thursday, December 31st, 2015](https://wardsnotes.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one. – Brad Paisley
![QOTD: Friday, December 25th, 2015](https://wardsnotes.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. – Joan Rivers