One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go…
Robbers broke into the Gap over the weekend. The suspects are described as being armed and casual. – David Letterman
We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing. –…
A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues. – Marcus Tullius Cicero
If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna,…
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one. – Brad Paisley
The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. – Joan Rivers