
We may have all come on different ships, but we are in the same boat now. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go…

We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing. –…

A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna,…

If ever there was a holiday that deserves to be commercialized, it’s Halloween. We haven’t taken it away from kids. We’ve just expanded it so…

I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids. – Robert Brault