If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn’t the same as the one I was wearing, I’d run…
Most football teams are temperamental. That’s 90% temper and 10% mental. – Doug Plank
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. – Don Shula
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. – Duffy Daugherty
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? – Jim…
I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important -like a league game or something. – Dick Butkus (former…