One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go…
The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. – Joan Rivers
One good thing about Christmas shopping it toughens you for the January sales. – Grace Kriley
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to…
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Unknown
What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup…
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. – Phyllis Diller