You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’ …
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself, any direction you choose. – Dr. Seuss
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. – Cora Harvey Armstrong