
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus. – Robin Williams

A successful social technique consists perhaps in finding unobjectionable means for individual self-assertion. – Eric Hoffer

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld

The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action. – Confucius