I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen
Many a man would rather you heard his story than granted his request. – Phillip Stanhope, Earl of Chesterfield
Together we can face any challenges as deep as the ocean and as high as the sky. – Sonia Gandhi
Never under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. – Dave Barry