I shall seize fate by the throat; it shall certainly not bend and crush me completely. – Ludwig van Beethoven
All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening. – Alexander Woollcott
Leaps look good in the movies, but in fact, success is mostly about finding a path and walking it one step at a time. –…
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips