Who walks the fastest, but walks astray, is only furthest from his way. – Matthew Prior
I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest…
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. – Henny Youngman
We can always choose to perceive things differently. You can focus on what’s wrong in your life, or you can focus on what’s right. –…
A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the…
Love involves nourishing someone else’s soul and not only finding someone willing to nourish yours. – Harold Kushner
Old people shouldn’t eat health food. They need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben