
I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest…

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. – Henny Youngman

A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the…

Old people shouldn’t eat health food. They need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben

Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of an equal or greater benefit. – Napoleon Hill

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere. – Frank A. Clark