I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. – Emo Philips
If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts. – Albert Einstein
The most efficient way to live reasonably is every morning to make a plan of one’s day and every night to examine the results obtained….
Inward calm cannot be maintained unless physical strength is constantly and intelligently replenished. – Buddha
A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. – Eda J. Le Shan
An incinerator is a writer’s best friend. – Thornton Wilder
Wishes cost nothing unless you want them to come true. – Frank Tyger