Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. – Marcel Prous
When all’s said and done, all roads lead to the same end. So it’s not so much which road you take, as how you take…
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. – G. Weilacher